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Poor Rabbit
 Michael comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and he panics. "They'll never forgive me," he thinks to himself. He decides to take the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house and give it a bath. He then blow dries its fur and puts the rabbit back into the cage at his neighbor's house, hoping they will think it died of natural causes.
A few days later, his neighbor is outside and asks Michael, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?"
 Michael stumbles around and says, "Um...er...no...what happened?"
The neighbor replies, "We just found him dead in his cage one day. But the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There must be some real sick people out there!" |
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